I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
we found you standing over and eating out of my neighbor's garbage can
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
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Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
It's one of those days where you order the free Papa John's pizza so the delivery guy can bring you Coke to go with your rum. The tip was more than the order.
When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?
You were upset that she was flirting with your boyfriend so I thought the best game plan was to show her my boobs and get her to make out with me instead. I am the greatest friend on absinthe.
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Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
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