Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
I just wanna buy a tempur-pedic so i can drink in bed and not spill
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
Monday is now my bitch. I just did 20 naked push ups on the bar for $20
I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
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