doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Just got a citation from campus security for an "accordion disturbance."
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
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His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
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Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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