butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
Tell her she can't have a vagina
i just ate something from under my fingernail. i dont know what it was, but it tasted half decent
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
I paused the movie when the delivery guys arrived, and while they were assembling the bed, one of the guys pointed to the tv and said "why so serious?" And it made the whole experience happy.
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
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