Old men and throwing up are my life now.
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
Vodka and Eggs at 9:30AM = thank you, America.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
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