there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
And she was like "I wanted you all for myself, to love you, and treat you like gold."... See this is why I shouldn't fuck Italian chicks...
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You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
I WILL PAPERCUT YOUR URETHRA YOU DO NOT STEAL A MANS SECOND BIG MAC
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
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Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
He said his parents were apparently coming over to surprise him with breakfast and I’ve never gotten dressed and run out of the door that quickly. I have commitment issues.
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