Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
I have a huge gash on my chin. Did I get it from A) a mini siezure; B) an oral sex incident; C) Slamming it into a ledge or; D) all of the above?
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
did u drive by my house last night?
bc if that wasn't you i threw my bourbon bottle at the wrong van
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
Intelligence report: the hot sister called you gross, the sweet sister says you're dumb, and the smart sister says all the other men she knows would have to die for her to hook up with you.
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