it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
you're the only person I know who would bring a water bottle of screwdriver to a wedding, and toast with it during the speech
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Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
Last night at McDonalds, you lied across the counter, pulled up your shirt and yelled "BODY SHOTS"...
Only I could host a baby shower where the cops get called.
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No don't worry! What are obnoxious, alcoholic, slut roommates for if not for uplifting words and tales of my folly?!
Let's be honest, I'm cooking chicken nuggets in my Helm jersey and underwear who has their life more together than me?
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
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