Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
he fucked my hip out of place.
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
So apparently my mom hired someone who goes by "DJ Dog Dick" for the family christmas party?
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
Do not tell me I cant do drunk math ever again, AND I made a creative way of telling him I want him to fuck me.
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