I thnk I just saw a monkey walking a drunk guy.
I brought my laptop into the bathroom so I can facebook while vomiting. New low?
We need to talk in the morning. The guy I was with just interpreted me taking off my earrings as code for "let me take off my pants."
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
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