okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
i just googled "alcohol delivery service". im combating drunk driving one lazy act a time.
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I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
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private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
Why was there a 1000 piece puzzle covered in hot sauce being cooked in the microwave?
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
Woke up in her bed this morning with a half used condom stuck to the side of my face
How can a condom be "half used"?
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
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