in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
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If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
I just ran your car into a ups truck....but on a up note I have a handle of fireball and breakfast burritos
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Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
Fun fact: My predictive text now prompts "walrus" as the most likely word to follow "intoxicated"...
bitch, i have a flask. i've got things under control.
god. marry me.
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