Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
if you don't open the door right now liz is going to get pregnant
he broke up with me so i peed in his bed
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
Fuck going to see The Hunger Games tonight. The only thing I'm hungry for is some dick. Let's go to the bar.
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
You're his holy grail. The moment he finally gets you to orgasm he'll probably just retire and become a monk.
Of two things I'm absolutely sure: 1. I only took 2 hits off that joint and 2. I definitely ran over hedwig on the way home
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
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