My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
I just ate a fried snickers. I now officially accept all fat jokes
Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
oh my god. were standing in the kitchen and were chanting "EYEBROWS" and shaving peoples eyebrows. I have work tomorrow and want to keep my eyebrows.
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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