____ banged a stripper...well technically she's now a hooker...
im drinking this country out of the recession.
They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
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