he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
My dinner guests were so drunk they never realized that I inadvertantly put Frosted Mini Wheats on the salad instead of crutons.
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
the bright side of moving is at least my Tinder options will refresh
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
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