she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
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when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
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You FaceTimed your mom in the back of the limo telling her how many guys you hooked up with at the concert
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
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