He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
Note to self. Don't order a $10 bottle of wine on a 40 min flight because it seems like a good deal.
God you're perfect.
I am. So drunk right now. Good work, Frontier.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
Do I like my job? I just bought 1/2 oz of pot from my supervisor at work. At a discount. And he said, "pay me whenever."
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
He told me I look like a librarian today. I hope that means he has a librarian fetish or something
Disregard. He says he said I look "agrarian" today and just proceeded to compare me to Mumford and Sons. Fuck it, I'm going home and drinking
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
Let's make this a nightly thing. You'll explain the Watergate scandal like you're telling me a bedtime story while I eat popcorn high as fuck
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