Would you feel weird if I asked out ___?
You dont call on our son's bday but you want to know if I'll give you permission to date my best friend?
So...no?`
So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
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counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
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I'm sitting on the toilet eating a Chick-Fil-A breakfast sandwich. How's your Monday?
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
Sometimes self-care is taking a shot of vodka and moving on.
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
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