is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
I just had to have my mom look at my penis to figure out what it was. How do you think my day is going?
I just farted so loud that my cat got so scared he fell off the couch.
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
Hey do you have a way to post bail? If not we can hook you up. If a police officer is reading this please ask him and respond in a timely fashion. I am concerned for my imprisoned friend
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
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