yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
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Some creeps at the festival started talking to me, so I told them I was going change my tampon. Worked like a charm.
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
You layed on my kitchen floor with a pile of m&ms at your crotch, said "your lightbulb don't match, is that one new?"
I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
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Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
I asked you for a cigarette and you handed me your phone and told me to search for one
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
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