he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
so all the bums hang out by my new store, they have a leader we call king bum... He got dethroned by police today for choking out a hooker. The bum heirarchy is in shambles right now.
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his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
Your texting shows a blood alcohol level of .12
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
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Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
Between fucking and sleeping I woke up missing four out of five of the earrings I was wearing. It's like a star rating system. I had to give him props.
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
And I broke things off with Justin last night. Except I texted him while he was asleep and then I was like well, that's probably not what he wants to wake up to, so I sent him a picture of the coconut I microwaved and caught on fire when I was really high one time.
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
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