Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
After I made out with her she fell asleep and started pooting in her sleep. Are we sure lesbians are hot? Cause that wasn't.
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
She said "You blew my mind last night." and I said "nah, I just blew my load." and her mom heard.
You put your red cup in a chain link fence and kept telling me you could use it as a telescope
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
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