Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
I told the cop it was my birthday and he said "happy fuckin birthday", handcuffed me and threw me in the back of the cop car.
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
He tried to bang a 300 pounder last night. No joke. I shotgunned a tall boy in a bar cuz the bartender didn't crack the beer. Cant wait till Nashville.
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
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If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
NoShamevember. You game?
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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