Keeping my bail papers as a souvenir from when I was arrested. Too weird?
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
MISSING: One left eyebrow. Reward if returned.
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
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Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
Oh my goodness please please please my inner slut needs some pampering, shes getting rusty and nothings worse than a rusty slut
I think mark twain said that originally
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
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I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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