How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
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His facebook status is an owl city song. I'm so glad i didn't end up fucking him.
He told me that I smelled like a Glade Plug-in, then sang the Menard's jingle in it's entirety in between kissing me.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
Today needs to die. The mail delivery guy watched me throw up in my yard while taking my chihuahua out in Christmas pajamas at noon. Low point in my life.
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
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Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
So that prostitue I banged at Steve's bachelor party just texted and invited me to a BBQ at her parents. Never again doubt the power of the cock piercing.
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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