I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
new years resolution: more sex, less car punching, more chipotle.
you said grace in the diner. 5am, drunk, grace. you thanked the man w the mushroom cut for the wonderful supply of screwdrivers
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
I have a huge gash on my chin. Did I get it from A) a mini siezure; B) an oral sex incident; C) Slamming it into a ledge or; D) all of the above?
Everyone at work loved my story about sobering up in a river with no bra on.
My brother didnt wanna sleep with her because she was my friend. Did I miss the memo where we're not supposed to be fucking each others friends? Oh well too late.
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
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