see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
that ring i bought was worth the 6 bucks. wore it to the bar, told some girl i was recently divorced and wasnt ready to take it off. just got laid. THRICE.
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
I’ll call you in a minute. Trying to book an AirBnB so I can finally bang the yummy guy from yoga
Your downward dog is going to rock his cock. I’m jealous
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