the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
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You were visibly distraught that my boyfriend and I didn't have sex in your bed. You forced us to take your condoms.
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
I jumped out of a moving car going sixty into my driveway because I had to shit so bad. It is not a good day today.
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
you pulled out seven eyelashes and made me count them multiple times whilst crying hysterically.
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