someone just laughed at me while i'm laying on the floor waiting for the bus. like they've never been hungover.
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
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Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
The molly dropped while I was taking a shit. Do you have any idea how scary that is?
That does not seem like timing
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
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If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
Welcome to my Tuesday when my lesbian ex girlfriend shows up unexpectedly and gets me drunk and then leaves
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
I pretty much just wake up, masturbate at least twice, and go to the beach. #Unemployed. I do look for jobs in between all that tho.
TELL HER ABOUT THE GODDAMNED MOTHERFUCKING POTATOES
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