There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
Five things that make you perfect. Go.
The skin of a dead hooker. The blood of the innocent. The soul of a kitten. The hat from cat in the hat. And sunglasses.
There's a dead frog in my kitchen?
Yeah, you found him outside and decided to give him a bath with your roommates electric toothbrush.
The worst part is that you sang Air Supply songs to him as you did it. Poor guy died in the middle of "Making love out of nothing at all"
i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
I'm driving to work with an ice pack on my vagina. how was your weekend?
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
you screamed santa and jumped in front of 50 kids to tell him you wanted a bong for christmas.
I have already decided that it happened in an alternate universe since both of the people involved don't remember it and we only have the word of a sober person that it happened at all
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
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