there is a polo shirt epidemic at this bar. also, im pretty sure i just saw the grown-up coppertone baby
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
Just hungoverly hit my funny bone with a hot straightener. Triple threat.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
You know my ex in high school who cheated on me and dumped me right before prom? A decade later, I just saw her again...working at an Arby's. it was a good day...
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
It's always nice when a total stranger hates your ex just as much as you think they should.
We were kinda loud so his roommate woke up and to make up for it he invited him to a threesome. I can't drink whiskey anymore.
I couldn't find a lighter, so I smoked a bowl with a birthday candle.
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
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