i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
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Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
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I had 17 beers 2 days ago. I'm not dad material yet
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
Always keep a stash of tequila in your work desk. That is like adulting 101.
For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
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