But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
I think I won the penis lottery.
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
He literally just laid flat on top of me motionless at one point. It felt less like foreplay and more like he was trying to use me as a flotation device. 0/10
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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