I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
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She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
he tried to give me his business card but gave me his health insurance card then realized it and offered to take me to the strip club
Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
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That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
You don't know reunion panic until you've exfoliated your butt cheeks.
Did you put Dave Matthews band on the playlist? It's really hard to funnel when "Crash Into Me" kicks in.
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I just woke up and there was a condom wrapper stuck in my hair. This is my life.
Didn't you sleepover at your grandparents?
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
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