Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
nothing says happy birthday like half a tampon wrapped in someone else's hair on your shoulder.
its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
I just projectile vomited in a Methodist church parking lot. If Jesus didn't love me before he sure as hell doesn't now.
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She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
You insisted we help some homeless guy put up posters for his missing pet alligator so we left you there because they were really just Chinese takeout menus.
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MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
She pulled me up to my feet by my hair. I thought it was you for a second. My drunken angel savior.
My vagina is officially offended.
Ya i'm marrying the man who can hear/smell this level of flatulence and stick around
Jesus fucking Mary Christ if I have to clean shit out of my fucking bathtub one more fucking time I'm gonna murder a fucking kitten
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