Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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