best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
I broke stuart's oven and showed up to the party with a squirrel.
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
Told him I just wanted to be friends. He responded, "The best marriages are born from great friendships." Please come get me.
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
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