If that was your dad, he is hot
my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
my boss made my mugshot into an 'employee of the month' poster.
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I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
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How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
I think I won an award for shitting and vomiting at the same time.
if i had an alexa it would be saying “have sex with guys that don’t care about you”
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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