Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
like if someone fucked a dictionary but instead of having a penis, it was just one of those leap frog educational toys
I hope to god you are high
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
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Nothing like running into your favorite bartender in the middle of the afternoon while stone cold sober and being told your grabbed his penis the last time you were at his bar. My bad.
Discovered that a nalgene holds an entire bottle of wine. Going mobile. Come find me.
Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10.
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
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Damn victory sex feels great
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
I'll text you tomorrow when I'm not in someone's torture cave if I don't by noon call for help.
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
Breakfast sounds amazing but can we do IHOP instead? I have to pick up a Plan B pill and there’s a CVS next to it
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