they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
I understand how i shit in my shoes, but explain why you were wearing them.
the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
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No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
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If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
I look excited, but its just a facade.
The worst part is there are all kinds of happy creatures out here like fucking snow white and i'm sitting in semi-dead grass, hungover with a burnt butt
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
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