u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
I'm not inviting you over anymore if my cat keeps ending up in the freezer...
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
somebody put my brain in a crown royal bag and beat the shit out of it
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
4 people stoned, 3 boys I've slept with, 2 I gave chlamydia, and a partridge in a pear treeeeee
How festive
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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