It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
first i yelled "you cant get it up?" and then in the middle of it i opened a Corona
My dignity? Collapsing on itself like a dying star.
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I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
Just got tipped $5 for distracting some dude's gf while he got another girl's number. Bro-code at its finest.
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Just your daily reminder that we're terrible people: the average number of men a woman sleeps with in their lifetime is 4
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
*tries to be fun and flirty* *literally gets peed on*
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
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