I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
A monkey stole my iPod. This was not in the fucking study abroad brochure
You told me you loved me after I brushed your teeth with my index finger.
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
there is a money trail leading from my bathroom to my living room.. the trail ends with a half eaten bag of chips with a note that says "magical chipz".. who am i?
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
She said she liked strap-ons.
SHE WAS TALKING ABOUT SHOES, YOU ASSHOLE! YOU'RE THE WORST WINGMAN EVER!
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
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