Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
I would kick you in the vagina but I'm afraid I would lose my shoe.
every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
He started using my brother's rc helicopter as a beer delivery device. He's a drunk McGyver.
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
Your drunk naked friend is roaming the living room. Started roaming my room. Please come retrieve him
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
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