the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
I think I ordered pizza when I got home. The email said the delivery time was noon today. So if that shit shows up I am the most amazing drunk on the planet.
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Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
I banged her roommate when she was gone. She came back with a chicken sandwich and a bj. Then she said " smells like my roommates vagina" I think I can get a threesome tonight
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
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I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
It's 3 am. Nothing I've tried can get the taste of failure and vomit out of my mouth.
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