happiness is walking an amphibious rodent on a leash
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
I have been drinking at the bar so long today that I literally just found a spiderweb from my leg to the bar.
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
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