whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
Pretty sure the girl next to me in Chipotle just came out to her mom.
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
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