Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
When I opened my laptop there was a half eaten little debbie oatmeal cream pie inside.
She was either really drunk or really not interested. Everytime I tried to ask her about herself she would respond with a line from Stepbrothers.
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
You shouted "FUCK SHANIA TWAIN" and then downed an Aquafina bottle of white wine none of us knew how to react
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
i need to get drunk because i'm an angry sober
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
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