Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
So I fucked an Aussie broad with huge feeders last nite 2x... Before banging her she was blowin me & I thought: "SHE IS GOIN DOWN-UNDER ON ME". Laughed out loud
FYI..good luck when you get back from work.. mom and dad know about the boy you brought home last night
haha good one..how did you even know?
we all know. he obviously didn't leave when you might have told him to.. he came down when we were eating because he coud smell mom's cooking. the dude ate with us and offered to say grace. so yeah, good luck.
I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
Boys can't fool me. I know "want to come up and meet my dogs?" is just a nondirect way of saying "come up and meet my penis".
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
My professor congratulated me on turning my assignment in early. I didn't have the heart to tell him I only passed it in early cause my sex plans got canceled for the night.
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