Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
I found a vibrator in my car and it's not mine...this is becoming a weird day.
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New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
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My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
We were so drunk that when I broke the bottom off a pint glass we decided to make it into a candle holder. How does that happen?!
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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