Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
Jon and Kate. Drink everytime we see tears. Drink twice if a child cries. Finish your bev if you cry.
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
I still can't believe I found a dildo in my ceiling today.
He was taking the caps off the vodka bottles and throwing them out the window so we'd have to finish them. Engineers have the best logic.
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
Sit down my child. It's time you were told of my famous loss-of-virginity story entitled, "The Penis that Never Could."
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
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