OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
This girl is more easily done than said...
Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
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He was taking the caps off the vodka bottles and throwing them out the window so we'd have to finish them. Engineers have the best logic.
That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
You act like I'm the first person to try and hook up with a blind chick.
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
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why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
Fun fact. I am at the police dept. getting served a warrant for unpaid ordinance... and the officer was a one night stand from like 10 years ago.
And that's the fourth pair of yoga pants with unwashable stains from you.
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
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