did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
I walked outside out to find her peeing in her toga with a cigar in one hand and her thong in the other
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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