i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
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She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
Divorce is final. Doing tequila shots at 1 in the afternoon.
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
I left a care package of Jack Daniel's, pancake mix and porn in your apartment. Merry fucking Christmas.
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I forgot how weird my hair bleaches and now I'm a calico
You can wake up to my rainbow of failure
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
Didn't realize he fucked me in a bed a dog is always in until my face swelled two sizes and I had hives all over my body. This is God's way of punishing me for having amazing sex.
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
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