State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
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That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
Me either. I want to get 'chase a stray cat through the neighborhood in my hooker heels' drunk. And it's your birthday, so you have to get 'best friend holding your hair while you puke in the bar bathroom and cry about your life' drunk. In a feather boa.
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
I just had the weirdest moment. Made eye contact at the bar with a girl who has seen my vagina.
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God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
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