we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
Can we comment on the fact that at five thirty this morning, security woke me up in the hotel lobby, in my underwear, and some random guys winter coat?
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
Touche. Dude, I fastened garters. Drunk. I deserve a medal from a drag queen.
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
Nothing ruins an orgasm faster than accidentally calling out his boss's name
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