On valentines day I took a girl on a date that I suspect was homeless
how can u be prego again
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
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You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
im pretty sure this vending machine only exists when im drunk
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
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Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Just motorboated this 18 year old girl at the bar. The first time was my idea the other 3 she made me. Maybe turning 27 won't be so bad. Haha.
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
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