I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
It's like God knew that was my ex's best friend and punished me. I've never vomited that much in my life.
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
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I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
We interrupt your regularly scheduled Saturday morning programming with this important announcement: you are not the father. I repeat not the father. Congratulations and have a nice day.
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
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Hey, if I can't get it and you're still alive, can you get the glass out of my foot? Happy Sunday.
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
The awkward moment your booty call shows up to the Mexican restaurant and realizes you just picked burritos over pussy