In hindsight, i should have predicted that a drink called the 'rocky mountain bear fucker' would not end in a pleasant experience
don't wear any deodorant. we have to do everything we can to sabotage this wedding
he got up in front of the whole lecture hall and yelled that Charlie Brown's Christmas tree was his favorite book in the history of the universe. then he stumbled out the fire exit setting the alarm off. I could've jumped him right then and there.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
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Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
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i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
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