Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(815): View more from Illinois

I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials

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(314): View more from Missouri

why was he too nerdy?

(919): View more from North Carolina

he was a tetris block for halloween

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(772): View more from Florida

I'm playing wingman, but I want to pull a Goose and die.

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(443): View more from Maryland

the ceiling is raining jello shotss

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(919): View more from North Carolina

I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.

(1-919): View more from North Carolina

Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.

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(303): View more from Colorado

I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.

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(445): View more from Pennsylvania

My brother just woke up to see me on te couch dipping hamburger buns into pizza sauce. I'm beginning to question the life choices that led to this moment.

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(708): View more from Illinois

my liver is dry heaving

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(661): View more from California

I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.

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